Monsters' BallGet your tickets for the monsters ball, Come in your hundreds, come one, come all, Join the Frankenstein Monster and the Man in the Moon, And that awful creature from the Black Lagoon. There's Dracula's daughter with her bloated tummy, The son of Kong, and, of course, his mummy, The Invisible Man and the Deadly Creature, And Robbie the Robot in his own B-feature The curséd Werewolf and the angry Godzilla, But not the Phantom, he's retired to a villa, With Doctor Cyclops and the Shrinking Man, Who're sleeping rough in a caravan. So buy your ticket and book your place, Don't wash your body or shave your face, Wh
Halloween poemOn Halloween, all hallows eve Ghosts and ghouls come out But not to do their evil work They just want to stroll aboutThey can mix with the living At this one time of the year And not be discovered Or cause screams of fearThey just mingle with fleshies All through Halloween night Enjoying the company But are gone by first light